Wednesday, 13 October 2010


No-one is following anymore :(

if i get 30 followers, i will give 5 lucky people 3 auths each!

Thursday, 7 October 2010

Just Found Some Soul Wars Pro Auths :D

Hey guys just found a soul wars auth text doc with around about 50-60 auths, i tried one and it worked hehe,
you can download and do it for yourself, obviously i want to get something out of it because i completed a survey to get it working,

here it is:

Sunday, 3 October 2010

How Choose Your Dungeoneering Weapon

Melee Weapons

Chaotic Maul
Personal commentary:
I have one of these. I've used it mostly for pking, with some occasional use at GWD.

Very accurate.
Hits high, so it's good for PKing.
Power is boosted the most by Turmoil.

You can get venged out easily. I've had several fights where I died because I hit a 500 something, as well as many double deaths (much more than AGS/VLS).

All the GWD bosses you can melee (It's as accurate as veracs at SGW, so this is where it especially shines) and PvP.

*Maul is especially good against people with high defense/barrows gear, as it's high crush attack allows you to hit through barrows much easier than any other weapon out there (besides veracs).

Chaotic Longsword

One handed, so you can use it with a defender or a spirit shield.

You can get venged out easily.
Lacks KO power of Maul and speed of Rapier.

All the GWD bosses you can melee (It's very good at bandos), Tormented Demons, Dagannoth Kings and PvP.

Chaotic Rapier

From my one fight with someone using a rapier, it hits low but very fast hits.

One handed, so you can use it with a defender or a spirit shield.
Very fast, so it's a good main weapon.

Less accurate than the other two weapons.

Pretty much everything.

Ranged Weapons

Chaotic Crossbow
Personal note: Only get this if you do lots of Armadyl Godwars (10+ hours/week). A melee weapon would have been a better choice in any other place where you use this.

Best ranged weapon in the game.

Low protect value, so you can't use it with barrows in PKing.
Only a +10 boost over the rune crossbow.

Magic Weapons

Chaotic Staff

Best magic weapon in the game.
Awesome if you like pjing people after fights with magic. Get an arcane stream necklace as well! You might get some whip pks.
Note: you can hit well over 500 with ice barrage if you have this staff.

Limited use. If you hybrid, a melee weapon would have been a better choice.

Why a Dungeoneering shield isn't worth it

Most people get chaotic weapons to pk with, so that's what this guide will assume.

Green dragons in a bh world make ~700k/hour. Assuming you kill targets 50% of the time and receive a drop worth 1m on average (I get drops ranging anywhere from 800k to 2m from most targets, not counting pvp equipment and ancient stats). Therefore, you make 1.4m/hour in BH +1 worlds, assuming you break even on normal pking. A DFS is 37m and an Arcane/Spectral spirit shield is about 70m. Each dungeoneering shield costs 200k tokens, and at 40k exp/hour, that takes 50 hours. If you spend 50 hours pking and killing green dragons, you will make 70m.

So, it's all up to you: Would you want to spend 50 hours in a dungeon arguing with idiots, or would you want to spend 50 hours feasting on noobs with your new chaotic weapon and getting a shield which you can resell at any time?

I think I'd pick the weapon. However, which of the five weapons to pick is entirely up to you. That's what this guide is for, to help you decide on what to spend 200 hours of work on.

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Step One: Find an accepted phone provider store.

Drive around your neighborhood and look for phone stores like Sprint, AT&T, Alltel,Dobson, Nextel, and Virgin Moble, little walk in phone stores like those. Verizon, T-Mobile, and the Boost, phone providers are currently unaccepted as a payment method. Now just walk into one of those stores listed above.

Step Two: Get rid of the hovering door greeter.

Upon entering, there should be someone standing there near the door with a big, goofy smile on their face. They will ask you if they can help you with anything. Politely tell them "No thank you, I'm just here to look around, I'm thinking about getting a new phone and I just wanted to check out what you guys have.". This will keep the guys from snooping around and bothering you, and it also leaves you free to play with all the cool phones in the store.

Step Three: How to receive the Pin.

Find a phone that is turned on. Immediately, find the volume control and turn it either all the way off or on vibrate/silent. Now, pull up the texting menu, and select new address. Put in 64337 (This is Jagex's Number that you text for pins.) as the phone number/address. Now go down to the body message and type HD in capital letters. Now send the text message. Stand there and fiddle with the phone for a few minutes just checking it out like you said you wanted to. When it shows that you have a new text message, open it up. It'll say Enjoy The Game, and tell you that you are ordering a pin for $11. Please reply YES to purchase this product. Text back YES in capital letters.

Step Four: Wait Patiently for Jagex to text you the Pin.

Wait around for a few minutes (Sometimes they are busy and cannot text back immediately.) , or keep playing with the phone as you promised. When the phone tells you you have a new text message open it up. Inside the text will be your little 8 digit pin. I suggest you have your own phone and dial the pin number and then hang it up so that the number is saved onto your phone. Also this is very inconspicuous. Now that you have your pin you have....

Option A: Leave now with your spoils.

You can call a buddy of yours and slowly start to walk out of the store as you are talking to him. Kinda act it out a bit. Walk outside and proceed to your car or whatever your mode of transportation is. Just keep walking don't run, and keep talking. Once you get away from the store you are free to do whatever you like. Or you can take...........

Option B: Get greedy and keep getting pins.

You can open up another new text message, add 64337 as the address, and text HD, and repeat the steps from there. You may do this up to 3 times per phone. After the 3rd time you will not be able to receive any more pins from that phone for another month. But that's okay. Simply move onto another phone as if you've gotten bored with the previous phone, and repeat the text messaging process. Don't forget to keep logging the pins down in your phone or on a sheet of paper. I don't suggest using a sheet of paper because that might draw attention to yourself. A cell phone is always easier to log the pins in.

Step Five: How to get out of the store.

Now you might be asking yourself, how do I get out of the store without any hassle? Simple follow the escape route, that was detailed in Option A. Simply Whip out your own personal phone, dial a mate's number (Or even better your mom and dad), and start standing around for a few minutes talking to them. Now start slowly making your way to the door. Once you are out of the building don't run. Just keep walking slowly. If anyone stops you tell them you have an emergency and you will be back later. Now just keep talking on the phone, and proceeding to make your way home or wherever you like.

Congratulations, You just got that little $11 8 digit code for free and barely any work. That's much better than clicking ads on referral sites, or raising accounts to sell for pins, huh?

Some people say that this is illegal, and it is NOT. Those phones are provided for your use, so that you may play around with them, and decide whether or not you want to buy them. You cannot go to jail or juvenile for this. At the very least they MIGHT ask you to leave the store. But getting caught is a rare and unlikely thing. People text on those phones all the time. Just make sure the phone is on silent and you've gotten rid of that annoying door greeter and you are in the clear.

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Just Released!

Fletching Guide

Hey guys, I decided to make a fletching guide, even though there is alot of them out there. I will be updating it.

Knife (obviously)
Hatchet (until 55 fletching)
ATLEAST 100k-200k (minimum)
Patience please?

12M+ in cash! - Think about the things you could spend this on!
A super sexy cape (trim it for more sexiness)
The right to run around calling people noobs.


Head to the GE in Varrock and there will be many trees you can cut down. Make arrow shafts until 10 fletching.
APPROX TIME: 10-15 minutes

Fletch regular longbows until you get 25 fletching.
APPROX TIME: 20-30 minutes

Either buy or cut oak logs and fletch oak longbows.
APPROX TIME: 45-60 minutes (about an hour)

Again, either buy or cut willow logs and fletch willow longbows.
APPROX TIME: 1-2 hours

Its now time to make money! Buy as many maple logs and fletch them. This will double your money! NOTE: After you fletched all your maple logs, sell the unfinished maple longbows for the highest price, trust me people will buy them!
APPROX TIME: 3-4 weeks

99 Fletching
Congratulations! You have gotten 99 fletching. You have earned an estimate of 12M+ and a sexy skillcape!